Friday, March 25, 2016

This “Matrix” Theory Might Prove That Neo Wasn’t Actually The One

The folks over at io9 have revived a Matrix theory that may prove Neo wasn’t actually The One — it was his nemesis, Agent Smith.


The theory outlines why Smith might have actually been the secret “hero” of the story.

The theory outlines why Smith might have actually been the secret "hero" of the story.

First of all, the Oracle says “The One” is a “man born inside the Matrix.” But Neo was born in one of the human incubators the machines used to harvest energy.

First of all, the Oracle says "The One" is a "man born inside the Matrix." But Neo was born in one of the human incubators the machines used to harvest energy.

Agent Smith, however, was born in the Matrix.

Agent Smith, however, was born in the Matrix.
And he, like Neo, could change anything he wanted inside the Matrix.

We also learn from The Architect in Matrix Reloaded that The One is the person who will return to the Source and reload the Matrix.

We also learn from The Architect in Matrix Reloaded that The One is the person who will return to the Source and reload the Matrix.

And as you probably know, at the end of Matrix Revolutions, Smith fuses himself with Neo (who’s plugged into the Source in the real world), so it’s technically not Neo who reloads the Matrix. It’s Smith.

And as you probably know, at the end of Matrix Revolutions, Smith fuses himself with Neo (who's plugged into the Source in the real world), so it's technically not Neo who reloads the Matrix. It's Smith.

AND when you think about it, the Oracle never tells Neo he’s The One.

AND when you think about it, the Oracle never tells Neo he's The One.

Remember their first meeting in the first movie? She’s straight-up like, “Nope. You’re not.”

Remember their first meeting in the first movie? She's straight-up like, "Nope. You're not."

But when she meets Smith in the last movie, their interaction is so mysterious and weird.

But when she meets Smith in the last movie, their interaction is so mysterious and weird.

Smith calling the Oracle “mom” might mean she created him for the very purpose of fulfilling his destiny as The One.

Smith calling the Oracle "mom" might mean she created him for the very purpose of fulfilling his destiny as The One.

Which means she tricked everyone into thinking Neo was The One…

Which means she tricked everyone into thinking Neo was The One...

…so that he could bring Agent Smith what he needed to force him to reload the Matrix.

...so that he could bring Agent Smith what he needed to force him to reload the Matrix.

So, basically, Neo might not be The One. But it’s fine, because none of this is real life anyway, and we’re all plugged into the Matrix right now.

So, basically, Neo might not be The One. But it's fine, because none of this is real life anyway, and we're all plugged into the Matrix right now.

24 Hilarious Tweets From The India-Bangladesh World Cup Match

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Good partnership by Dhoni and Jadeja.
— Charming McCharmface (@sidin)
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Yeh Bangladeshi fielders ball aate hi aise dive maar ke let jaate hain jaise taar ke neeche se border paar kar rahe ho. #IndvsBan
— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega)
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Rohit "Jasprit Bumrah is rare talent" Very true. Very rare you get bowler this bad. #IndvsBan
— Big Nas (@NasirJamshed_)
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Jasprit Bumrah Live : #IndvsBan
— $ir $ri $ri Magal (@jhunjhunwala)
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Hardik Pandya has been catching so brilliantly that he could have caught Vijay Mallya easily #IndvsBan
— Cricket Bakchod (@AllTimeBakchod)
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Today Indian team has dropped more catches than the number of times they have dropped Aashish Nehra. #IndvsBan
— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh)
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Indian Cricket fans right now... #IndvsBan
— Paresh Rawal (@Babu_Bhaiyaa)
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Feel bad for Dhonis daughter who might lose sleep again tonight
— Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay)
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How Dhoni reacts behind the stumps. #IndvsBan
— अंकित (@indiantweeter)
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Dhoni does stumping faster than 'MutualFundInvestmentsaresubjecttomarketrisksReadallschemerelateddocumentscarefully' #IndvsBan
— Manish (@Slysterr)
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Close Enough ? #IndvsBan
— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega)
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Even Twilight is a better love story than Segwag-Laxman commentary. #IndvsBan
— Sagarcasm (@sagarcasm)
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I was alive when all our hopes were resting on Nehra 😂 #IndvsBan
— गीतिका (@ggiittiikkaa)
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#IndvsBan Indians watching the match like ...
— Arslan Naseer (@ComicsByArslan)
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This match is not good for our heart rate or our bladder pressure :-( #IndvsBan
— $ir $ri $ri Magal (@jhunjhunwala)
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Indian bowler bowling Yorkers.
— MCV (@LeftArmOver_)
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THIS IS HARDIK WHERE IS JEETDIK YAAR SAHI DIK TO LAYA KARO
— Abhishek Madan (@abhishekmadan)
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Watching such close t20 matches with your parents is a test of your tongue. #IndvsBan
— Sagarcasm (@sagarcasm)
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Never before has a shittier game created so much excitement
— Sidvee (@sidvee)

Donald Trump Featured In ISIS Affiliate’s Propaganda Video About Brussels


Donald Trump’s voice and image appear in a new propaganda video released by an ISIS affiliate in the aftermath of the attacks in Brussels.

“Brussels was one of the great cities,” Trump’s voice can be heard in the video. “One of the most beautiful cities in the world and safe. Now it’s an absolute horror show.”
The video, nearly 10 minutes long, was released by Al-Battar Media Foundation, a media organization with close ties to ISIS, Yahoo News reported. It features images of the attacks in Brussels interspersed with footage from wars in Iraq and Syria.
The video concludes with a call to fight “the Crusaders.”

Are John Kerry And Vladimir Putin Flirting Here Or Nah?

U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry was in Moscow on Thursday to meet with Russian President Vladimir Putin about Russia’s long-standing support for Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry was in Moscow on Thursday to meet with Russian President Vladimir Putin about Russia's long-standing support for Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

But before they could get down to brass tacks, Putin had some sass for the secretary. “When I saw you getting off the plane and carrying your things, I got a bit upset,” Putin told Kerry, according to AFP.

But before they could get down to brass tacks, Putin had some sass for the secretary. "When I saw you getting off the plane and carrying your things, I got a bit upset," Putin told Kerry, according to AFP.

“On the one hand, it’s very democratic, on the other hand, I thought, things must be getting bad in the US,” Putin said with a small laugh, “if there is nobody to help the Secretary of State with his briefcase.”

“One would think it’s all going well with the economy, no significant layoffs — but then I thought, maybe there was something in that briefcase that you could not entrust to anyone, something valuable.”

"One would think it's all going well with the economy, no significant layoffs -- but then I thought, maybe there was something in that briefcase that you could not entrust to anyone, something valuable."
Alexander Nemenov / AFP / Getty Images
“It must be money you brought, to better haggle with us on key issues,” he said, implying that Kerry was prepped to bribe someone in the Kremlin.

Which is…weird. But here’s where it crosses into fanfiction territory. “When we have a private moment, I’ll show you what’s in my briefcase,” Kerry told Putin. “I think you will be surprised, pleasantly.”

Which is...weird. But here's where it crosses into fanfiction territory. "When we have a private moment, I'll show you what's in my briefcase," Kerry told Putin. "I think you will be surprised, pleasantly."

…What.
  1. So what do you think? Flirting or nah?
    1. They’re totally having diplomatic relations, if you know what I mean
    2. I’m going to pretend you didn’t ask this, don’t you have more important things to do

Japanese Fleet Kills 333 Whales In Antarctic Hunt After Defying International Court

Workers butcher a Baird’s Beaked whale at a port southeast of Tokyo in 2008. Toru Hanai / Reuters
A Japanese fleet on Thursday returned to port with 333 minke whales killed in the nation’s first Antarctic hunt in two years after defying an international court.
The Japanese Fisheries Agency announced that the four-ship fleet had fulfilled its catch quota during the months-long expedition, which it maintains will aid in scientific research of whales.
A 1986 international ban on commercial whaling includes an exemption for scientific research, a loophole other nations — most notably Australia — accuse Japan of exploiting.
Reuters
 
In 2014, the International Court of Justice sided with opponents who argued the hunts are a cover for commercial whaling since much of the leftover carcass goes to market. However, Japan decided to flout the ruling in December, outlining plans to the International Whaling Commission to harvest up to 333 minke whales annually over the next 12 years, infuriating Australia and environmental activists.
Japan’s annual catch has actually fallen over the years, with domestic demand for whale meat softening. According to the Associated Press, the new catch quota is about one-third of what it used to be.

Syria’s Al-Qaeda Branch Now Wants To Rule Like ISIS

A fighter from Syria’s al-Qaida-linked Nusra Front holds his group flag in Idlib province in April 2015 AP Photo/Nusra Front on Twitter
ISTANBUL — Syria’s al-Qaeda branch is seeking to emulate its jihadi rival, ISIS, by establishing its own government in areas it controls.
Over the past year, the Nusra Front, a powerful and well-organized Syrian rebel army that is the country’s official arm of al-Qaeda, has shifted tactics from being a solely military force to one seeking to tighten its hold over areas under its control by seizing the reins of governance, including law enforcement and municipal affairs, in what its supporters have hinted could become its own emirate in the northwestern Idlib province.
“They switched from just being a military power to taking over services,” said Abu Yahya, nom de guerre of a Syrian activist in the city of Muraat al-Noman, in Idlib province. “Nusra is trying to build institutions and trying to oversee services. They have now developed a love for power.”
The group’s efforts are concentrated on the city of Idlib, which the regime surrendered last year as a coalition of Islamist rebel groups that included Nusra pushed its way into the city. Over the following months, Nusra began to muscle out other rebel groups when it came to running the city. It did the same in other parts of Idlib province, where it has sought to create an institution called the The Liberated Districts Administration (Idaret al Manateq al Muharrarra), in an area that includes the cities of Idlib, Reeha and Jusr al-Shughoor, which would give them direct control of taxation, sanitation, electricity, water and as well as municipal governance.
ISIS, which began as an offshoot of Nusra before turning against it in 2013, distinguished itself from other rebel groups by creating government institutions in areas under its control. Unlike other jihadi groups that relied on donations from abroad, ISIS partly funded itself by taking on the functions of the state. Those living in ISIS-held territory pay taxes, tolls and fees to the jihadi group, allowing it to pay salaries and fund its war. Now Nusra, which has fought against ISIS in the past, wants to follow the same model to build its own emirate in northwest Syria.
“It’s feeling a sense of competition from ISIS, and wants to show it’s capable of playing a governance role and not just a military one,” said Lina Khatib, a Middle East expert at the School for Oriental and African Studies in London.
Nusra Front fighters in the town of Jisr al-Shughour, Idlib province AP Photo/Nusra Front on Twitter
But the jihadi group’s ambitions have been partly thwarted by civil society activists who were at the vanguard of the 2011 uprising against the rule of Bashar al-Assad and are now resisting its plans, say local activists and scholars tracking the conflict.
“Because the violence has gone down, civil society activists have retaken to the streets, and they tend to embrace the uprising’s pluralistic goals in a way that Nusra finds threatening and directly contradicts their ideology,” said Noah Bonsey, a Syria researcher at the International Crisis Group.
A cessation of hostilities deal agreed to last month has slowed Russian airstrikes and Syrian barrel bombs. Syrian activists like Abu Yahya have emerged from the rubble, taking to the streets, speaking out publicly and making known their efforts to govern themselves via the local councils established years ago, and publicizing their work through social media, as they did initial months of the uprising. They are now are seeking to present to the world a different picture of the political landscape in rebel areas.
“People have taken a deep breath and are able to go back to organizing the protests,” said Kenan Rahmani, a 28-year-old Syrian American law student at the American University in Washington D.C., who spent 10 days in Syria’s Aleppo and Idlib provinces this month.
“The ceasefire demonstrates the revolution never really stopped,” he said in a telephone interview from the U.S. “Now that the airstrikes have stopped, the revolution has reverted to the default state, which is to protest and revolt against the Assad regime, the primary instigator of atrocities in Syria.”
But on the ground in Idlib, it is Nusra and not the regime that poses the greatest challenge to the renascent protest movement. The group long ago began to set up Islamic courts to punish its own dissenters or enemies caught on the battlefield. It has also established security checkpoints in areas under its control . Nusra for years took a cautious approach toward seizing full control of areas where it held sway, opting to build relations with locals and burnishing its popularity with its battlefield successes. Perhaps watching the regime, ISIS, and Kurds seeking to lock in their gains, last year, for the first time, the group started targeting government institutions to bring them under its control.
But Nusra encountered resistance each step of the way, and so far has been unable to fully emulate ISIS’s model of a self-sustaining emirate. Abu Yahya said that Nusra quickly alienated many locals under its rule because of its incompetence. “Their services were bad,” he said. “They took large amounts of taxes and didn’t offer a lot. They started making a lot of bad decision in their rule. They tried to be good rulers but they really failed, that’s why the people are alienated from them.”
Nusra Front fighters touring the streets of Jisr al-Shughour, Idlib province in April 2015 AP Photo/Nusra Front on Twitter
Khatib suggested the demographic makeup of Syria’s northwest made it more difficult for Nusra to establish its own emirate. “Idlib and other areas in Western Syria are highly urbanized with a higher number of educated middle-class Syrians,” she said. “In the eastern areas the residents are more tribal and socially conservative. This underlines the importance of civil society in the conflict.”
Over the last month, Nusra burned the popular flag of the Syrian opposition and arrested those protesting its rule in Idlib. In Murat al-Noman, Nusra recently attacked the 13th Brigade, a relatively moderate unit of the U.S.-backed Free Syrian Army, hoping to chase it from the city and seize its weapons. In response, locals took to the streets and demonstrated in support of the rebel group for nearly two weeks.
“This is not something Nusra likes,” Abu Yahya said. “They want a state where no one intervenes, where no one says, ‘no,’ or ‘what are you doing?’ This is something we don’t accept, something the people won’t accept.
During recent protests in Murat al-Numan, Nusra militants reportedly arrested some activists and warned them that it would not tolerate street demonstrations under the banner of the Syrian revolutionary flag. But the protesters and public pressure overwhelmed members of the group, and they eventually relented.
“The perception is that Nusra has very tight control over the people and the area,” said Rahmani. [But] Nusra doesn’t have the tight control of ISIS or the regime.”

Graphic Video Shows Israeli Soldier Shooting Injured Palestinian In The Head


A disturbing video released by a human rights group on Thursday captured an Israeli soldier shooting a wounded Palestinian man to death in a West Bank neighborhood.
The Palestinian man had been shot after stabbing a soldier in Hebron, and was lying on the ground while the injured soldier was loaded into an ambulance, according to a statement by B’Tselem, which released the video.
In the footage, the man appears to be moving on the ground when a soldier prepares his weapon and fires on him at close range.
“Although this occurs in the plain view of other soldiers and officers, they do not seem to take any notice,” the statement read. “Law enforcement authorities are by and large turning a blind eye to repeated grave suspicions of extrajudicial killing by security forces.”
The video and the soldier’s actions drew condemnation from Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who released a short statement on Facebook.
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A spokesman for the Israeli military told the Los Angeles Times the shooting was considered a “grave incident” and that the soldier had been arrested.
According to B’Tselem, two men had attacked and stabbed a soldier before being shot.
One of the men died at the scene but, according to the group, the other man, identified as Ramzi al-Qasrawi, appeared to still be alive before he was shot by the Israeli soldier.
B’Tselem, which documents human rights abuses in occupied territories, said “extrajudicial street killings” were a consequence of inflammatory remarks made by Israeli ministers.
View the entire video here. (Warning: graphic.)

Pentagon Says ISIS So-Called “Minister Of War” Killed

U.S. Defense Secretary Ash Carter Yuri Gripas / Reuters
The U.S. government recently killed ISIS’s so-called “minister of war” and a “senior leader, serving as a finance minister and is responsible for some external affairs and plot,” the Pentagon said Friday.
Abd al-Rahman Mustafa al-Qaduli, who is known by other names including Haji Iman, was part of the group’s finance arm and was killed this week, Defense Secretary Ash Carter said. Carter would not say if he was killed in Iraq or Syria.
“He was a well known terrorist within ISIL’s ranks,” Carter said at a press conference Wednesday.
Omar al-Shishani, the group’s so-called “minister of war” was killed earlier this month, Carter said.
“Leaders can be replaced. However, these leaders have been around for a long time. They are senior, they are experienced,’’ Carter said.
Carter said the momentum of the campaign to defeat ISIS is “clearly on our side.”

European Authorities Overwhelmed As Hundreds Of ISIS Fighters Return Home

Hundreds of Europeans who fought alongside ISIS in Syria and Iraq have returned to a continent officials say lacks the resources to monitor them all.
The returning fighters are an increasing challenge to security and intelligence officials who believe recent terror attacks in Paris and Brussels are part of a continuing effort by ISIS to keep launching deadly attacks inside Europe, officials told BuzzFeed News.
Between 4,000 to 6,000 people from European countries have traveled to fight in Syria, Iraq, and Libya, and roughly 10% are believed to have returned, many bringing with them deadly expertise in weapons, explosives, and an extremist ideology that has already been spreading within European borders.
“Those people that have been traveling there two, three, four years ago, they are absolutely trained and ready to fight,” French Senator Nathalie Goulet, who co-heads a commission to track jihadis, told BuzzFeed News. “For us, it’s a new threat.”
Law enforcement agencies across Europe not only lack the ability to keep tabs on all returning fighters, which Goulet estimates to be between 400 and 600, but poor intelligence sharing between European nations is hindering efforts address the threat of ISIS operatives, she said.
“Turkey said they send information to Belgium, and nobody paid attention to it,” she said. “We have to have more cooperation.”
Most of the returning fighters were likely not “operatives” under the direction of ISIS, but the terrorist group appears engaged in a campaign to continue deadly attacks inside Europe, Malcolm Nance, executive director of Terror Asymmetrics Project and a former U.S. counterterrorism officer, told BuzzFeed News.
Some of them might have been wounded, grown tired of the battlefield, or even become disillusioned with ISIS. Still, the bulk of fighters returning home pose a challenge to intelligence agencies there, Nance said.
“[French] intelligence about who is in their country is very damn good,” he told BuzzFeed News. “That doesn’t mean they can track everyone on the ground.”
Goulet, the French senator, agreed.
Salah Abdeslam, who is suspected of participating in the Paris attacks in November before returning to Belgium, was captured just a few days before the attacks in Brussels were carried out.
“I’m not confident at all,” she said about the ability of France and other countries to keep track of returning fighters. “For the time being, I’m very anxious.”
Charles Platiau / Reuters
Nance said the number of ISIS operatives in Europe is probably around 70, though their capabilities vary. But a cell of 20 or 30 individuals could still cause havoc, he said.
And terror plots on European soil are likely to continue, Seth Jones, director of the International Security and Defense Policy Center at the RAND Corporation, told BuzzFeed News.
“We’ll probably see more of this,” he said. “[ISIS] is both leveraging resources they have in Europe and targeting European countries, which they consider infidels.”
With ISIS continuing to lose territory in Iraq and Syria, the militant group has shifted resources to external attacks, Jones said. A loss in territory means manpower is freed, and leaders might focus their anger inside Europe instead.
The flow of fighters who have traveled from Europe to Syria, Iraq, and Libya is larger than what has been seen in previous conflicts, and their return could mean many of them come back with a directive or self ambition to launch an attack, Jones said.
Goulet had no specific information about ISIS targeting Europe, but said France and its neighbors remain on edge.
“All governments know to put the threat level very, very high,” she said. “There is no question we are in a very high level of threat.”
It’s a state that experts said is likely to continue for some time.
“The threat levels we are seeing in Europe will likely remain very high for the foreseeable future,” Jones said. “They have more people to monitor than they have people to be able to monitor them with.”